The kids have been saying some really funny things lately, so I thought I'd share just a few.
I took the boys with me while I was looking for some new shorts and brought them into the changing room. I put on a pair and asked, "how do these look?" B-man replied, "Those are [mumble]-y". Since I couldn't understand him, I asked, "These are pretty?" He clarified, "No, SILLY."
We were at a petting zoo, petting some goats. One started to go to the bathroom right by us, and if you're not familiar with goat poop, it comes out in little round balls. N-man sees the goat pooping and excitedly tells me, "Mommy, there are BLUEBERRIES coming out of that goat!"
Later that night, as he was starting to fall asleep, out of nowhere he said, "It was POOP, not blueberries!"
We were eating at a restaurant that had paper over the table for the kids to draw on. I drew a face, and they were telling me what parts to add (eyes, mouth, etc). When the face was done, I asked what other body parts I should add. B-man said, "Feet!" I said, "Sure, that's a great idea! What comes between a person's head and feet?"
They both looked confused, so I suggested they look at their own bodies to see what comes between their head and feet. They both look down, and B-man yells at the top of his voice, "A PE,N.IS!" (Sorry for the excess punctuation, I don't want to get the pervert traffic via random searches.)
I said, "You're right, but that's not something we should draw in a restaurant."
They both thought about it for a moment, and N-man said quietly, "But I'd *like* a pe,ni.s."
Random unrelated thought: More recipes to come soon. I had my first CSA meal failure this weekend. Oh well, they can't all be winners!
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