My problem, however, is with one of the small toys included. It's a barrel. Okay, that kind of makes sense. There are a lot of construction-themed pieces of the set (pylons, cones, etc.). What would you think the barrels contain? If you guessed "toxic waste", you'd be correct. Yes, you heard me: toxic waste. I've got to give you photographic proof:
Look closely: that's a picture of a person's hand being dissolved by a drop of what I assume is some kind of acid.
I wish I had been at the meeting at this toy company. I imagine it went something like this:
"How about we include some barrels in the set? That would be fun for kids."
"Great idea! What should be in the barrel?"
"Monkeys?"
"No, that's already been done."
"Rainwater?"
"What does that have to do with construction?"
"Um, those barrels that keep cars from being destroyed when they miss the exit and ram into the concrete?"
"Doesn't that seem a little dark for a kid's toy set?"
"Oh! I've got it! How about some toxic waste?"
"Yeah. I can see that!"
"What a great idea!"
"Kids love toxic waste! Just look at the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!"
"And what parent doesn't want their kid to play with toxic waste?"
"Okay, it's a go."
Of course I'm letting them play with the barrels. Hey, kids, that's just the kind of world we live in. Filled with toxic waste. Sorry guys, get used to it!
Random unrelated thought: We bought the boys twin beds this weekend. They'll be delivered in about a month. Oh my, how did this happen??
