This is transcript of a conversation that actually occurred:
N-man: Mommy, will you play a game with me?
Me: Sure. What do you want to play?
N-man: I know! You try to hit me, and I'll try to kick you.
Me, mouth hanging open: [Pause....]
N-man, with much excitement: That'd be a good game!
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Here's another actual conversation with little N-man:
N-man: Mommy, I was so happy when I lived in your tummy.
Me: Oh good.
N-man: You kept me safe.
Me: Yep!
N-man: From mosquitoes. And bees. And sting rays.
Me: [Pause....]
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The Balance by Neal Wooten
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Canus is a land in which three races of man live in precarious balance with
one another. The Fathers of the city in the sky, the Scavs (who call
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10 years ago
8 comments:
hahahahahahah....I can't help but laugh out loud. I have five boys (teens and older now) and that is so in line with what a few of mine would come up with ;) You just have to wonder.......
HAH! Sting rays. Totally laughed out loud at that.
N-man can "wrastle" with Burke - I'm sure he'd LOVE it. ;)
but sting rays are so smooth and nice! :)
He has a point. You COULD have swam with sting rays while you were pregnant with them.
LMAO. I love him.
I think most little boys would agree that hitting/kicking is an excellent game, enjoyed by males of all ages! Must admit, the sting ray line is pretty awesome.
STINGRAYS??? Where did you live when you carried him?
What a hoot! So, did you play the game?
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