What A Card: Who's There?

Saturday, April 24, 2010

Who's There?

This is a small sampling of last night's dinner conversation:

Nate: Knock knock

TK: Who's there?

Nate: Banana

TK: Banana who?

Nate: [long pause, then confusedly] Uh, you do that banana joke.

Then, after the "orange you glad I didn't say banana" joke had been told, it was Ben's turn.

Ben: Knock knock

TK: Who's there?

Ben: Lamp

TK: Lamp who?

Ben: Knock knock

TK: Who's there?

Ben: Lamp

TK: Lamp who?

Ben: Knock knock

TK: Who's there?

Ben: Light bulb

TK: Light bulb who?

Ben: Light bulb you glad I didn't say lamp!

2 comments:

just me said...: Awesome! I have to remember that one.; April 24, 2010 at 7:44 PM
Anonymous said...: So funny! My kids have similar variations on the orange/banana joke too, with different objects. The funny thing is, they BOTH think the other's jokes are hilarious.
Dana; May 5, 2010 at 2:50 PM

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