What A Card: We're going to rock the potty train, she says sarcastically

Tuesday, January 29, 2008

We're going to rock the potty train, she says sarcastically

Here's the "conversation" I had with B-man while I was trying to change his poopy diaper:

B-man: Noooooooo! Noooooooo! NOOOOOOO!

Me: What's wrong? I have to change your poopy diaper.

B-man: Noooo! No change my poopy diaper!

Me: I have to. It's stinky.

B-man: My want my stinky diaper! [Tears are flowing copiously by now...]

Me: You can't wear a poopy diaper.

B-man: Yes! Poopy diiiiiiiiaaaaaappppper!

Me: No, I have to change it. No one wants to sit in poop.

B-man: My want to sit in poooooooooooppppp! [Said multiple times, at increasing volume until the dreaded diaper change was complete.]

Oh yeah, this is a definite sign of potty training readiness, isn't it?

In other poop-related news, N-man cracked me up by coming over to me with a stinky diaper and saying "my smell like the zoo!" He said it with such joy in his voice. He was, unfortunately, correct.

Is this my crappiest post to date?

Random unrelated thought: I need some sleep. Zzzzzzz!

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Made in America: An Informal History of the English Language in the United States by Bill Bryson. You know how some authors are just a perfect fit for you? That's Bryson for me. I love his writing, and have a weird affection for etymology, so this was a match made in heaven. Loved it!
Travels with Charley: In Search of America by John Steinbeck. What an interesting snapshot of America in the early 60s. Some parts were really compelling, a good read.
John Dies at the End by David Wong. Weird. Not bad, but weird.
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Ready Player One by Ernest Cline. Really enjoyable book! Part dystopian, part techno thriller, with some lite cyberpunk tossed in along with heavy doses of geek culture and 80's memorabilia. Definitely worth a read!
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